The Wild Beyond the Witchlight

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Stagefright's Lines

Stagefright's Lines

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1Did you speak? I thought 'twas the braying of an ass.
2Not even otyughs would dine on this.
3Am I to make pie from these crumbs?
4Are you the lord here? I bring dark tidings from afar.
5You would make a mistress of the moon, if it shone on you.
6You have lit my lantern wick, that's for sure! I am aflame.
7You! Fetch my steed!
8'Tis said that in Veluna they eat such things.
9Careful, whelp. Far greater than thou hath perished for less.
10Hold on to thy seat. This trail has more bumps to come!
11I feel I have inherited much from this meeting.
12Stop saying that! Are you a fool?
13From this wound I shall not recover. You have slain me.
14Let us dance in the whistling wind!
15You dare speak of this, rascal?
16On the contrary, I acknowledge all your faults.
17My liege, he's dead.
18It seems we are in a bit of a pickle.
19No, master! He turned to stone.
20But I am your son!
21Murder! Oh, murder!
22Hurts, doesn't it?
23This portends an unpleasant day.
24What manner of ghoul is this I see before me?
25Knaves, footpads, and liars. I am in good company!
26Even a beholder wouldn't have seen that one coming!
27This truly is the worst outcome.
28Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.
29Hurry! 'Tis best I die quickly.
30Lend me your hand. There is something I must show you.
31I would not wish you upon a toad.
32You beastly little imp!
33Oh, let us make merry again soon!
34Night comes, and we must away!
35I smell a foul wind.
36Tomorrow should dawn merrier.
37My hope is shriveled like a grape. Let us make wine of it!
38Tell me what I must do.
39Speak only good news! My mood is leaden.
40I think I'll hide in the chimney.
41Enough! I shall not be kicked by any mule!
42An unnecessary footnote, you are.
43I would tear the world in two for a quaff.
44How now, friend. Why the long face?
45I shall make a banquet of your dreams.
46Hush, my sweet dumpling.
47We danced too long; now all the music is gone.
48Such humor. I can barely hold my sides.
49Who goes there, on this woebegone, rain-lashed night?
50The words catch in my throat. I cannot speak them!
51That is a goatish look you have upon your face.
52Is that a hoot or a growl? It chills my blood!
53A tailor could not sew a finer lie.
54Silence, piglet! You have squealed enough.
55This dream shall soon end.
56As for this one: let your sword speak.
57A runt has no place among giants.
58Perhaps I shall have that drink, after all.
59Awake! The time is upon us.
60Strange bedfellows, these ones.
61I have a wicked thought, if you will hear it.
62Well, here is a serpent!
63Two truths told. A lie is sure to follow.
64I warn you: my patience has sunk.
65It seems I am betrayed.
66Have you met my husband?
67Bar the door! They're here!
68Let me answer this one.
69I shall not rest 'til the deed is done.
70My enemies are dead, yet I hunger still.
71This is no night for joy.
72See, 'twas I all along!
73Here's some gristle to chew upon.
74I feel like a giant stepped on my head.
75All is lost! No prayer can save us now!
76Oh, for a sword!
77What malice are you planning?
78What fresh horror is this?
79Something stirs below.
80See! I blush red as a radish.