Cutting Wit and Wicked Barbs; Insults to Die For

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      "1",
      "Did your mother have any children who lived?"
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    [
      "2",
      "Who dressed you, a grimlock?"
    ],
    [
      "3",
      "You smell like a hell hound's hindquarters."
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    [
      "4",
      "You're as helpful as a halfling."
    ],
    [
      "5",
      "Let me guess. You're a self-taught wizard?"
    ],
    [
      "6",
      "Your personality has all the warmth of a winter wolf."
    ],
    [
      "7",
      "You're the loveliest hag in the coven."
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    [
      "8",
      "You're not the sharpest piercer in the cave."
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    [
      "9",
      "Aren't you a little short for a giant?"
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    [
      "10",
      "Truly, your intellect is as deep as a {@spell Tenser's floating disk}."
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    [
      "11",
      "Did you wake up in a troglodyte den this morning, or is that how you normally smell?"
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    [
      "12",
      "You must have been sick the day they taught fighting at warrior school."
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    [
      "13",
      "Gruumsh must have closed his eye when he created you."
    ],
    [
      "14",
      "I can see you, but where's the dragon that pooped you out?"
    ],
    [
      "15",
      "You've got all the good sense of a mind flayer's last meal."
    ],
    [
      "16",
      "You don't know a beholder from a gas spore."
    ],
    [
      "17",
      "I suspected you'd fallen out of the idiot tree, but I didn't know you were dragged through Stupid Forest afterward."
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    [
      "18",
      "There's nothing about your looks that a full-face helmet wouldn't improve."
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    [
      "19",
      "You're about as useful as an orc horde at a tea party."
    ],
    [
      "20",
      "I've seen better-looking faces on a gibbering mouther."
    ]
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